D is for Decided...

I have decided that as a dog, I no longer care to leave my crate in the morning. I sleep in there because I like to eat stuff, as you well know, after reading my posts every day. Momma says I am safer there.

I like my crate. I like it so much that this decision is an every day thing. I will not leave this crate unless I am practically pulled. Momma opens the door and goes away. I stay. The toddler opens the door, and may or may not walk away and I stay. Sometimes I sneak out, and then I go hide.

The toddler has lots of great places to hide. She has a tunnel, a slide and an easel in the living room, and I can hide under all of them, and no one can see me. At all.

I never have to leave the living room again. Even if I have to pee reallllly bad. ( and I never pee on the floor)

I don't know why I do this, and even if I did, I am not telling anyone. Even you.

C is for Coloring

Right now that toddler is coloring with crayons. I really like crayons. I find that they are so delicious.  I keep trying different ones, because I want to see if they taste different. So far I have tried several and they all kind of taste the same to me, but you know, I am a dog, so I am not sure if its just me or the crayons.

Do you eat crayons? I am starting to positively drool over the coloring.

What's more, I really love to eat the paper. Kleenex. Paper towels. You name it. Paper that the toddler has put crayons on tastes even better to me somehow. But once again, momma says no. Not to do this. I like her but sometimes she really kills all the fun.

B is for bone

I am a dog and I love to munch on everything I can get my hands on. I really love bones though. Safe ones. Every once in awhile momma will get me a giant bone like this



And I can much on this all day.

I don't get these in the house anymore because that toddler tries to eat it too, and apparently that is not ok with momma. I am cool. I can share. That toddler gives me stuff all the time when momma isn't looking.
Just today I had some crackers right off of that toddler's plate! YAY ME!

A is for AAAAGHHHHHH

For some reason I cannot name, my momma decided to enter the A to Z Challenge for 2 blogs at once.. what she was thinking I know not.. I am a dog after all..

But I hear her saying ARGRHHHH ARGHHHH.. and I think that is probably something bad. I hope she doesn't run away!

Anyway, I have a cute picture of me to look at...

The crawling toddler and the dog

It wasn't too long ago that I got to start playing with that baby/toddler on the floor. She just learned to walk not long ago, so it wasn't ok for me to be around her yet, at least without mom and dad hanging over me the whole time. Babies are interesting to me, but I want to put my paws on them for pets.. they don't like that I guess.